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Ladies and Gentlemen. Thank you for choosing xkypetails and welcome aboard.

As ever we are commited to your safety – so before we depart,

please pay attention to the instructions that will follow.

Please be aware that this information can help you in the unlikely event of an emergency

-so it’s important to pay close attention – even if you are a frequent flyer.

All carry-on items should now be stored securely, either in an overhead bin, or under the seat infront of you.

And all aisles, exits and bulkhead areas should be clear.

As a reminder, please discontinue use of all cellphones and other portable electronic devices.

Please extinguish all smoking materials and notice that the captain has turned on The No Smoking sign.

As we leave the gate please make sure your seatbelt is fastened

To Fasten – insert the metal tip into the buckle and adjust the strap so it’s low and tight against your lap.

To release the belt, just lift the top of the buckle or press the latch to release

If you find yourself unable to perform this basic task, please note it works just like any other seatbelt you may have

encountered, and if you still don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.

Please remain seated with your seatbelt securely fastened, anytime the seatbelt sign is on.

And even if the sign is off – you should keep your seatbelt fastened – incase we experience some unexpected rough air.

For everyone’s safety, federal regulations require all passengers to comply with the posted placards and

lighted signs throughout the cabin, as well as any crew member instructions.

Although there may be 50 ways to leave your lover, there are only 6 ways out of this aircraft.

Two doors located at the front on either side, two at the rear

and two window exits over the wings.

If you have the misfortune to be seated at an emergency exit,

please review the responsibilities for emergency exit seating

on the back of your safety information card, located in your seat pocket.

If you’re unable, or would prefer not to perform these functions -

just let us know, and we’ll be happy to find you another seat.

In the unlikely event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the panels in the ceiling..

Stop screaming, grab the mask and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you,

secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child,

decide now which one you love more.

A Water evacuation is also unlikely, but, just in case- life vests are provided and are located under your seats.

To use, just pull the tab below your seat and take the vest out of the pouch. Slip the vest over your head,

fasten the two straps to the front of the vest and adjust the straps loosely around your waist.

As you leave, inflate the vest by pulling down on the two red tabs located at the bottom of the vest.

Or manually inflate by blowing into the tubes at shoulder level.

In the unlikely event of a water landing, having either not been provided a life vest,

or you were just too dumb to pull a few tabs,

the seat below you will serve as a flotation device.

Before we take off, please be aware your seat back and tray tables should be locked

in their full and upright positions and that all carry on items should be properly stowed.

Finally, May I remind you to please refer to and review the safety information card, which again,is in your seat pocket.

Once we have reached cruising altitude you will be offered light refreshment by one of our flight attendants.

We appreciate your attention, and on behalf of all xkype-tails employees, worldwide – Thank you for flying with us.

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